fuck yeah medical transcription
Foghorn Leghorn?

yoisthisracist:

I don’t know him personally.

I’m surprised that he doesn’t know that “Camptown Races” is a minstrel song.

thatfunnyblog:

You know what’s creepy about Humpty Dumpty?

They never said he was an egg.

theredshoes:

How many baby boomers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. They make a millennial do it for nothing and tell them that they’re lucky for the opportunity.

in my day it was “you gen ex slackers should be grateful for the opportunity of unpaid internships” but I’m glad to see this tradition being passed on down through the next generation

crucium:

(by .kopriva.)
bcholmes:

brinconvenient:

I really like how much space is in this bed…

No. Don’t. No, Brin. Noooo.

bcholmes:

brinconvenient:

I really like how much space is in this bed…

No. Don’t. No, Brin. Noooo.

Yo, Tennessee has joined the ranks of states like Florida that spend MORE taxpayer money on drug testing to ensure like FIVE people on welfare don't get that same taxpayer money, saving the state like negative millions of dollars. I also realized you can't spell "the United States of America" without F and U.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

Yeah, fucking disgusting, you Tennessee assholes.

Yo, Physicist here. If you really wanted to, you could construct a large cannon to shoot a racist into the sun. But they would disintegrate when the cannon is shot and you would end up with a fine powder being sent to the sun. If you want to send a racist to the sun and have them be alive when the got there it would take at least a Delta II rocket which cost like $300 million. A much cheaper option is to just tell them to go fuck themselves.
Anonymous

yoisthisracist:

Thanks for the info.

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you
Anonymous

olanthanide:

hellotailor:

amydentata:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

That deescalated quickly

how could this epithet possibly have been used as an insult. this is tumblr. what was that anon thinking. 

Exhibit #1 in The Importance of Knowing Your Audience series.