fuck yeah medical transcription

I wonder if I need to change the name of this blog, since it’s not about medical transcription anymore. I’m going back to school for Health Information Management in the fall, so I could start posting about it again then, but I don’t know if anyone is really interested in reading about it.

admiraloblivious:

shinobicyrus:

queerpropaganda:

"can men and women really be just friends??" straight people are so weird

It is a fact that bisexuals can’t make friends. There is only prey.

*makes raptor noises*

Sick of fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminists like you
Anonymous

olanthanide:

hellotailor:

amydentata:

dajo42:

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

THANKS FOR INADVERTENTLY GIVING ME THE COOLEST TITLE EVER

I’M GONNA PUT THIS ON MY ABOUT ME PAGE

i’m not even gonna respond to the hateful part like you surely know you’re trash already i’m just gonna proudly be a fat pirate dragon-worshipping feminist

That deescalated quickly

how could this epithet possibly have been used as an insult. this is tumblr. what was that anon thinking. 

Exhibit #1 in The Importance of Knowing Your Audience series.

movieposteroftheday:

40th anniversary UK quad poster for THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE (Luis Buñuel, France/Italy/Spain, 1972)
Designer: TBD (after Ferracci)
Poster source: ICO

movieposteroftheday:

40th anniversary UK quad poster for THE DISCREET CHARM OF THE BOURGEOISIE (Luis Buñuel, France/Italy/Spain, 1972)

Designer: TBD (after Ferracci)

Poster source: ICO

So my 6yo told me about this discussion he had with a kid at school
Kid: God made you.
My son: No, he didn't.
Kid: Yes, he did! God made everyone.
My son: A scientist made me.
Kid: Scientists don't make people! God does.
My son: No, I was literally made by a scientist. He took one of my dad's sperms and injected it into one of my mom's eggs and made a little embryo. And then they stuck that embryo in my mom's uterus and that became me. I even have pictures!
Kid: ...
My son: ...
Kid: ...
My son: I was made by SCIENCE!

ladyshinga:

scribbleowl:

hyenaspotz:

@WorstMuse

I couldn’t remember how I had arrived at that dark place. The last thing I recalled was going to a student’s house, a nubile young thing whose beauty stoked the fires of my aging passion.

"How did I get here?" I said quietly, distantly to myself. This dank cave was no place for an esteemed professor of English literature, the most glorious and noble of all the Earth’s tongues.

There was a pool of water, and I washed my face in it. Staring at my reflection, I noticed a cast to my eyes, as if some great thing were floating upon their surface like a person could float upon the Dead Sea.

Suddenly, there she was. My student. The soft, ivory tone of her flesh still stirred something within me.

"You are here," she said cryptically. Something was wrong. Her… curves were in all the wrong places. There, in the darkness, it was as if the contours of her youthful body did not conform to the Euclidean laws of the universe, bending and twisting in ways out of the corners of my eyes. Her head tilted to the side and that mouth opened, revealing teeth and eyes far within…

She wasn’t like other girls, I thought, screaming.

ok but this is marvelous

Reblogging again because that was fucking beautiful

essayofthoughts:

tobermoriansass:

violetlucidity:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

obsessionisaperfume:

suricattus:


Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

Somewhere, there are a lot of pissy, nekkid peacocks roaming the estate grounds….

HOLY.FUCKING.SHIT.

Peacock wedding dress that was unveiled at the wedding expo held in Nanjing, the capital of east China’s Jiangsu Province. And this one is as royal as it can get!
Made with close to 2,009 pieces of peacock feathers, this dress was finished in two months and kept eight handicraftsmen busy day and night… we forgot to mention the price — $1.5 million.

hot damn

essayofthoughts!!!!!!!!

GIVE ME THIS NOW LIKE NOW I WOULD NEVER WEAR IT I WOULD WORSHIP IT AS JUNOS OWN SACRED DRESS GIVE ME THIS

essayofthoughts:

tobermoriansass:

violetlucidity:

fuckyeahchinesefashion:

obsessionisaperfume:

suricattus:

Get buried in this, get found by archeologists ten thousand years later, get presumed some kind of monarch or holy figure.

Somewhere, there are a lot of pissy, nekkid peacocks roaming the estate grounds….

HOLY.

FUCKING.

SHIT.

Peacock wedding dress that was unveiled at the wedding expo held in Nanjing, the capital of east China’s Jiangsu Province. And this one is as royal as it can get!

Made with close to 2,009 pieces of peacock feathers, this dress was finished in two months and kept eight handicraftsmen busy day and night… we forgot to mention the price — $1.5 million.

hot damn

essayofthoughts!!!!!!!!

GIVE ME THIS NOW LIKE NOW I WOULD NEVER WEAR IT I WOULD WORSHIP IT AS JUNOS OWN SACRED DRESS GIVE ME THIS

averagefairy:

i literally cannot take people over 30 anymore thinking technology is “sucking the magic out of life” listen grandma i can look up how to say anything in any language in under a second i can see my best friend face to face in real time even though she lives across an ocean i could spend the rest of my life watching different videos of cats and probably never see the same one twice if thats not magical to you WHAT IS  

kidhedera:

Relevant.

kidhedera:

Relevant.

trotskay:

went to an American restaurant today!!!! ‘ello mate!!!!!! put forks in my hair to show my love for these Westerners’ food!!! Haha!!!!! Ha!!!! Ha!!! Ha!!! Ha  !